| A Letter to Justin Timberlake and Fergie I guess girls never masturbated until Justin Timberlake came along and started lip syncing on stage with his shirt off. Fergie you're not fooling anyone, we all know you barely finished high school. READ MORE |
House Party Rank Structure The Recuit: Stumble around acting like an ass. They think they own the place. Guys will talk about how awesome the party they were just at was (even though if it was so cool they would still be there). Girls will go right to whoever is in charge of the music and demand songs that have already been played (songs like My Humps, Don't Cha, Holla Back Girl, and so on.) READ MORE |
| Male Reverse Periods There is a point in the month where a man will look better than he did at any other part of the month. It's like we give off some sort of hormone. Men have a reverse period… that's right a reverse period. It's a reverse period, because unlike a woman's period, we feel and look our best. READ MORE | How Wisconsin Weather Affects Parties You wouldn't think that the climate difference between schools would alter the party scene, but it does dramatically. Guys in the warm climates get to see girls in tank tops and slutty shirts all the time. Meanwhile here in Wisconsin every girl looks alike with her oversized hooded sweatshirt and sweatpants. READ MORE |
| Random Thoughts on Mascots Definition - a person, animal, or object that is believed to bring luck to those that worship it. When did they come around - Mascots didn't become popular with teams or schools till the late 1800's READ MORE |
Dr. Muffman Intro I would like to take this time to introduce myself to you and present my credentials. My name is Filliam H. Muffman, amateur philosopher, giver of advice, and failing Casanova. READ MORE |
| Dr. Muffman 99 Problems I have many 99 problems in my life and unfortunately a bitch is in a couple. Can you please help me sort out my life? I hope you can straighten out my life.... thanks again Dr. Muffann READ MORE |
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