| You wouldn't think that the climate difference between schools would alter the party scene, but it does dramatically. Guys in the warm climates get to see girls in tank tops and slutty shirts all the time. Meanwhile here in Wisconsin every girl looks alike with her oversized hooded sweatshirt and sweatpants. It's hard to tell the difference between hot girl and sea creature. Does that girl have a fupa ? I don't know I can't tell because of that If you're a guy who lives in a warm climate you wake up in the morning and look outside to see another warm beautiful day. You have to figure out if your going to wear a polo shirt with shorts or polo with a popped collar and shorts. To be a douche bag or not to be a douche bag, that must be very difficult. Before I go to class I look outside to see how I should dress. If I see my classmates slipping on ice, falling on their face, and crying then I will need a jacket. If I look outside and see polar bears curled up in a ball drinking coca cola, then I'll need to set up a base camp before heading off to class. For some weird reason girls in Wisconsin can't handle the weather all week, but when 9:00 Friday night roles around they are in summer clothes. Somewhere in the female mind there is a clock that during the week it's set to the current season, but that clock explodes on Friday night and it's only set to 10 minutes past cleavage.
So all you warm weather schools keep in mind that even with your beaches and “Beirut” we are still having more fun in Wisconsin, plus we can out drink your ass. -Robert Bacon / uwcollegelife.com |
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stupid pocket. Does that girl have a hump? Well if that damn hood didn't rest there maybe I could tell. Thank you fat lady with a buffalo hump for inventing the hooded sweatshirt.
