Who Are They – That drunk guy or chick that went to a party got wasted and then came to the party you are at.

What Do They Do – Stumble around acting like an ass. They think they own the place. Guys will talk about how awesome the party they were just at was (even though if it was so cool they would still be there). Girls will go right to whoever is in charge of the music and demand songs that have already been played (songs like My Humps, Don't Cha, Holla Back Girl, and so on.)

How Do You Know His or Her Rank – They are the ones that no one likes, and won't be at the party for long

Who Are They – Normal guests. They don't know who lives in the house, but they do enjoy drinking beers.

What Do They Do – Drink/Piss repeat

How Do You Know His or Her Rank – The only thing you see them do is stand in line for beer, and piss.

Who Are They – They show up to this house to party almost every time a party is there.

What Do They Do – They know who lives at the house. They know when to show up, and they usually are really cool.

How Do You Know His or Her Rank – They are usually around the keg, in charge of the pump or the tapper.

Who Are They - The good friends of the people that live there.

What Do They Do - If you think it's a cool idea to pee in the house fish tank the “Lance Corporals” will report to the “Sergeants” and you'll end up without a face.

How Do You Know His or Her Rank - Some may have house cups some might not, some showed up early to drink some my not, they call the Sergeants “Bro”, “Dude Man”, “My Sister”, ETC.

Who Are They - These are the girlfriends or boyfriends of the people living in the house.

What Do They Do - They sleep at the house about 5 days out of the week and spend a lot of time at the house so they basically live there.

How Do You Know His or Her Rank – They have house cups, they are sucking face with a Sergeant, they are completely wasted because they showed up to the house at 5 to start drinking out of the kegs.

Who Are They - These people live in the house in which the party is being held.

What Do They Do - They are in charge, because they're the ones who carried the kegs down the stairs and one of them holds the key to the tapper. They also spent a lot of time making that fake bar and putting up beer posters.

How Do You Know His or Her Rank – They have house cups, they are behind the bar, they are always looking around to see what is going on, and they have plastic cups attached to their pants.

Who Are They - The kegs and the tapper.

What Do They Do - Without these things there is no party, and when they are empty it's thier way of saying “party over”.