1.why is beer so delicious?
  2.why did dick Cheney think that guy was a quail?
  3.why do some girls you go out with for 5 months not touch your penis?
  4.Whose in my mouth?
  5.why can't I flash people my genitals?
  6.why are one-night stands more frequent for me?
  7.why is Gordo fat?
  8.why isn't halo 3 out yet?
  9.is Chuck Norris immortal?
  10.why isn't salute your shorts on tv anymore?
  11.why isn't Roseanne dead?
  12.why is your butt in the back and your dick in the front?
  13.why do Asians smell like rice and Indians smell like curie?
  14.why did they decide bacon comes from a pig rather than sheep?
  15.why isn't porn free?
  16.why do you have to smell good?
  17. why don't girls play with each other tits in public?
  18.why cant girls give head more often?
  19.why aren't there glory holes on campus?
  20. why is Jay Lenos chin so big?
  21.why is his penis so small?
  22.how come you can't have gas fights at the gas station?
  23.why cant fire hydrants have beer hydrants on their side?
  24.when is the donkey punch going to come back into style?
  25.why is the sky blue?
  26.why does my penis drip?
  27.whydoes the rainbow represent gays?
  28.why do I like elephants so much?
  29.why is Diet Pepsi like crystal?
  30.why cant girls have the lights on during sex?
  31.why isn't underwear acceptable clothing?
  32.why is my penis so big it hurts?
  33.why is it called the pink taco stand?
  34.why is Jay-Z so cool?
  35.why is Lord Barton's so fantastic on my pallet?
  36.why cant you rent pussy for more than one night at a time?
  37.why do the bers suck at life?
  38.why do females look like djs when they masturbate?
  39.why is superman cooler than spiderman?
  40. why do coasties wear uggs?
  41.why does uwo have the highest rate of stds in the state?
  42.why wont my ex gf get back with me?
  43.why cant i wack off in public?
  44.why isnt fabio dead yet?
  45.why do people eat their own duck butter?
  46.why do i wack off to mario brothers?
  47.why aren't janitors on the same level as doctors?
  48.why is shadz such a douchebag?
  49.why do people name coworkers after the section of the store they work in?
  50.why do girls like the fucking phone so much? its not a vibrator.
  51. why are some girls really good at head and not at sex and vice versa?
  52.why don't girls flash me more often?
  53.why do girls think working at the gas station isn't a good job?
  54.why is there a string on a tampon?
  55.why is being a pedophile a bad thing, they are going to have sex anyway?
  56.why are tits so fun to play with?
  57.why are asians faces flat?
  58.why did jude law cheat on sienna?
  59.why are there so many fats girls around?
  60.why is twat such a sweet word?
  61.why is it so cool to catch a peanut you launched off of your penis?
  62.why isn't it a requirement that if you sleep with a girl you get to keep a prize?
  63.why wont Lourdes blow up?
  64.why is the beer tester so amazing?
  65.why is peeing the bed frowned upon in some circles?
  66.were bananas meant to be dildos?
  67.can anyone actually fit Mr. Ed in a twat?
  68.why is asian genocide a bad idea?
  69.why is smallville on tv?
  70.why does george bush hate black people?
  71.why didn't late registration win album of the year?
  72.why did b.i.g. have to die so young?
  73.why are girls prettier when im drunk?
  74.why are the Olympics gay?
  75.why cant i name my daughter clamydia?
  76.why do i sniff markers?
  77.why do i say weee when going down a slide?
  78.why did a girl tell me i made her wet at a bar, when i didnt have any water?
  79.why aren't push up bras considered false advertising?
  80.why is groping a stranger illegal?
  81.whats the worst they can get you for, for public masturbation?
  82.why did nick and jessica break up?
  83.why odes my penis drip?
  84.why isn't it appropriate to make fun of retards?
  85.why can't I wear a white pointy hat around?
  86.why don't we eat our own shit as a weight loss tool?
  87.can a guy really fit his head into a girls twat?
  88.why cant miller and bud just get along?
  89.why does sex sell?
  90.why is beansnappers so far away?
  91.why do fat girls insist on wearing tight clothing?
  92.why cant white people dance?
  93.why is it frowned upon to play with ones own herpes?
  94.why don't more people bring dirty girls over to my house?
  95.why are there so many girls from high school in the porn industry and why don't talk to me?
  96.why cant it be standard protocol to fuck them leave, and not cuddle?
  97.how come reed can't get through my lock down defense?
  98.why is illegal to have sex with retards?